A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in.
She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?
2007-01-03 19:09:29 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry abt the spelling on heading
2007-01-03 19:11:15 · update #1
very good but i went out with a nurse in A n E and it happens quite often lol.. have a nice one down below and a cracken good day will follow your Q just for the craic hehehehehehehe
2007-01-03 19:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-03 19:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great!!! how about this.
after a nasty car accident, a mans wife is in a coma. when she wakes up, she askes her husband to fulfill her dying wish. the husband leans closer with tears in his eyes and says he will do anything. so the wife askes him if he can give her the best foreplay and oral sex ever before she dies. with tears streaming down the mans face, he gets staight to work. after a few miniutes, the alarms go off, and doctors come rushing in to find the woman is dead. the doctor askes the man what happened. and the man replies, i think she choked.......ha ha ha.
2007-01-03 19:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Robfev 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny..lol
2007-01-03 22:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a funny accent, so when I was in hospital I asked " are my testicals black"
They pulled down the sheets to look at my jewels and said they where ok , I said no no
"I said are my test results back"
2007-01-03 19:34:10 · answer #5 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she should have used everready batteres the ones with staying power lol 10/10
2007-01-03 23:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that would be under funny for sure
2007-01-03 19:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by happymom1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Funny.
2007-01-03 20:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-04 07:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's rude, funny but rude.
please keep them coming.
2007-01-03 19:21:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋