A party of English tourists were taking in the sights of the west coast of Ireland. Having driven for a couple of hours the coach pulled up at a monastery where the holy men had prepared tea and cakes.
After the snack the tourists were being shown around the historic building. Entering the kitchen they found a cleric slicing potatoes and dropping them into a pan of boiling fat.
'Oh I see,' said a smart-alec Englishman, 'you're obviously a chipmunk?'
'No,' was the reply, 'I'm the friar.'
2007-01-03 18:52:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another one i havnt heard before 10/10
2007-01-03 19:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 19:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-03 23:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-03 19:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-03 18:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol.
2007-01-03 18:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-01-03 19:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. l like it.
2007-01-03 20:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-01-03 19:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-01-03 19:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋