funny or not?

Question

A hippie is walking along when he sees a farm. he decides to see if he can spend the night. the lady says sure but he has to stay in the barn.
The next morning the lady went out to the barn and the hippie had painted her donkey purple.She told him to leave immediatly,so he did.
a couple weeks later he comes back and asks if he could spend the night. the lady agrees as long as he slept on the porch so she could keep a closer eye on him. The next morning she wakes up and her cat had been shaved. She tells the hippie to leave and if he ever came back she would call the cops.
A few weeks later the hippie returns asking for forgivness and a place to stay. the lady forgives him but says that he has to sleep on the floor and that if she wakes up to anything weird, she will call the cops.he agrees thankfully.

the next day the lady wakes up to the smell of bacon cooking. she goes into the kitchen and sees the hippie cooking breakfast in her jeans. she says,"that’s it, i’m calling the cops." when the operator picks up she says," Send the police! this hippie just painted my a-s, shaved my p---y and stole my pants!!!!!!"

Answer 1

LOL LOL!!!
I didn't expect that 2 end like it did.
Gd 1

Answer 2

weird hippie obsessed with paint 9/10

Answer 3

The same hippy , was at my door dressed as the almighty, he was carrying a mouse and said Hippy christ mouse

Answer 4

not quite your usual standard but i laughed 7/10

Answer 5

yeah go hippie go hippie..9/10

Answer 6

Hee heeee! Not bad.

Answer 7

Not bad but didn't really make me laugh. Nice try though. :)

Answer 8

Excellent lol.

Answer 9

i duno too long for me to read at this time my eyes are tired, but everyone else says not so im gonna agree!!

Answer 10

Not the best