> >> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
wife,"said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay.
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2007-01-03 17:49:13 · 15 answers · asked by Gary S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha hehehe NICE JOKE DUDE i give it a 10/10 .
2007-01-03 17:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by ilovenature 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad news: You just burned the dinner Good news: Your hubby just phoned and informed you that he is taking you out for dinner!!!
2016-05-23 01:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awful!
2007-01-03 17:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one set her again 9/10
2007-01-03 19:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cruel joke but very funny
2007-01-03 18:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Shelia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. thats a cruel but FUNNY one.. hahaha
2007-01-03 17:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When ya got good bait, stick with it, right????
lol
2007-01-03 17:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good but cruel lol
2007-01-03 19:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, twisted, humorous, but bad. Lol
2007-01-03 17:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by vissenrivier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lolz
2007-01-04 01:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by donaldcool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋