A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?” Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “I say, old chap, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?’’
“As far as I’m concerned”, the drunk replied, “any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
2007-01-03 17:37:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha that is the best so far today!
2007-01-03 19:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While on Holiday in Spain a man visits the local restaurant -where he sees a diner wolfing down two large pink objects."Ill have those please "he tells the waiter.
Im sorry Senor"he replied "but they are cojones -the testicals of the bull killed in the local Bullfight ,We won,t have any more until after the next fight ,"
Disapointed the man returnes after the next fight , The waiter remembers him and brings out a plate of seaming balls, "Just a minute " says the man" these are tiny, The ones the man had were four times a big"
The waiter shrugs"Senor -sometimes the bull , he win"
2007-01-03 20:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, I love anyone that can tell a good joke about anything or anyone. Finding humor in everyday life and not worrying about being politically correct for all the putzes in our society that try to push 'their' morals onto everyone else.
Did I offend anyone in my statement, because I thought the joke was funny?
2007-01-03 18:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by vissenrivier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. Sometimes funny depends on discrimination and insult, and then it's really not funny anymore. A woman is being disliked by all men because she is fat and because she does not shave her armpit. We are expected to agree. It doesn't even say she is ugly. So there is a moment of, oh, that's why it's supposed to be funny, like, I get it. But I was already disgusted with the joke before then.
2007-01-03 17:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by usmousie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2007-01-03 18:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what happens after a few drinks
everyone looks better
and he was only trying to get a legover lol 10/10
2007-01-04 00:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha now that is a good one 10/10
2007-01-03 19:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alan J uk that was a gd joke nasty bt funny. and as 4 the posted joke it's not that funny. sori
2007-01-03 22:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happiness is the cure of sadness. Farewell...
2007-01-03 17:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pissed and hairy good one 10/10
2007-01-03 19:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋