when fat people walk in mcdonalds the place goes silent
they eat so much it can get violent
fat people play with their food and dont use utenzils
there fricken 700 and im the size of a pensil
fat people are usless in every way possible
better get them a sandwhich quick before they have an asma attach and end up in the hospital
2007-01-03 16:47:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats mean, bad spelling and you're a loser, and a jerk and it wasnt even funny.............. ur just a jerk you give a bad name to all mankind
2007-01-03 17:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by ilikepink25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless this is just an English translation of some foreign language, it's terrible. You could think up a better ending, plus make the ending lines rhyme better. Try to remember O. Henry, and end it with a total surprise. Your ending is ho-hum.
2007-01-04 00:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is what a big person would say to you:
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.....
get a frickin life!
2007-01-04 02:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't say I didn't laugh.
But it isn't kind to judge people by their appearence, okay?
Try writing something less insulting and change your title. *giggles* Borat is AWESOME!
2007-01-04 00:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ukira 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
2007-01-04 00:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats the worst poem ever heard! who in the hell rymes utenzils and pencil??? and that wasnt even funny, ur gay. :P
2007-01-04 00:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by sarah_elizabeth 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about this:
your poem sucks
dont say it out loud
you might scare them ducks
your peom is exactly like you
one difference, though
you just got reported
hope your poem could too
so mr thumbs down funny face........... how do you like my poem??!
2007-01-04 00:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by tasha 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Tasha's poem was better.
2007-01-04 01:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Metal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you know, you shouldn't make fun of fat people!
2007-01-04 00:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ihav seen better
2007-01-04 07:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋