The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The president decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-01-03 16:40:14 · 10 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.......... good one!!!
thats exactly how the forces run!...... well, i giv u 10/10 for the joke and 11/10 for the lucky rabbit ;)
2007-01-03 16:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a lettuce
2007-01-04 00:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by catsup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow LAPD can make a bear speak english...
2007-01-04 00:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... hahaha.. good one.. come to think of it, thats the way the law works everywhere..
2007-01-04 00:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-01-04 00:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-01-04 01:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by ilikepink25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaso!!..oh man that was funny..i'm gonna tell my friends that one.
2007-01-04 00:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by tom s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this
2007-01-04 01:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-01-04 00:47:33 · answer #9 · answered by modelboys_modelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2007-01-04 00:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by khwanlee92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋