2007-01-03 16:21:47 · 23 answers · asked by Curious 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Women
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &
200 kg
Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious
stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know
reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when
saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct
contact with each other.
2007-01-03 16:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm a woman but I work with all men, and I would have to honestly say that women are more confusing!
2007-01-04 00:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Stewart's Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are more confusing then men.
2007-01-04 00:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh women by a long shot. Aside from being borderline hysterical, they are such poor weak creatures, but they give you all they got.
Now ladies, don't get mad because I know as well as you that many men have still not evolved and are stuck in the age of Neanderthals. Many women have told me that I am a Renaissance man. None want to date me. By the way, I love women.
2007-01-04 00:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a tie lol. Woman are more confusing on certain things but Men are very confusing as well. It is truly like men and woman are from two different planets or something. I don't think men and woman will ever truly understand each other
2007-01-04 00:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by momof3boys 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women are more confusing, all men care about are:
1. getting fed
2. getting laid
3. getting left alone
4. getting beer.
simple
2007-01-04 00:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by rowdy rick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
women are quite more confusing then men
2007-01-04 00:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by cash 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IMO, women. Men are frustrating, but for the most part they're predictable to the point of being boring.
2007-01-04 00:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends...and I can't believe I'm saying this...but women. I've always had fairly straightforward relationships with guys, but even as a grown woman I can't seem to figure other women out. They play too many competitive games. Guys' games are obvious, but women are so subtle and frustrating (but not me, of course...that's why I always have guy friends...:P)
2007-01-04 00:41:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
whahaha!!!
battle of the sexes!!
i would say women!!! why not men? because guys are simple
even when getting dressed up...
girls needs make up.
girls needs two under wears...
girls needs a lot of things...
guys just watches TV...
guys just takes about 2 to 10 mins in the bathroom...
girls have a lot of shoes... from flats to heels to boots...
while men just needs a rubber shoes and a leather shoes...
girls needed so many accessories...
so i say girls are very confusing... but i like it... they seem so naive and very beautiful in everything they do...
2007-01-04 00:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Karl G. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋