A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
2007-01-03 16:14:12 · 12 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry pasted twice.
2007-01-03 16:18:50 · update #1
ROTFL.. hahaha.. thats a funny one.. serves the guy right for not heeding the words of the religious nuts.. LOL
2007-01-03 16:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
2007-01-03 16:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2007-01-03 19:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahaaa!!!! that's hilarious 9/10!!!
2007-01-03 16:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol............. that was really funny :)
i just loved the punch-line!! i mean, i actually thought that religious beliefs are actually true....... but nah!
i giv u 11/10 for you joke....... once again.... i loved the punch-line!!!
2007-01-03 16:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny=) im glad that one of them started using his head!
2007-01-03 16:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to read that twice to get it..But it is funny.
2007-01-03 16:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha Good one!
2007-01-03 16:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by modelboys_modelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great! did you come up with this alone?!! its hilarious!!
2007-01-03 16:22:46 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats new
2007-01-03 16:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by seb. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋