If I invite God into my home, do I serve hors d'oeuvres?

Answer 1

Hmm how about a nice sacrificial lamb instead? Or maybe your first born son?

Answer 2

Depends which god you're inviting, and what is the occasion. I think most gods can kind of dress up or dress down, so you could probably go for some Ritz crackers and cheese for a more casual kind of spiritual encounter, or, if you're trying to impress, then I hear those little Chinese dumplings are often the hit. A plus -- if it's the Christian god, you could serve water and let Him turn it into wine. Save a buck or two! :)

Answer 3

Well, it depends, how many souls can you afford to let him devour?... It's usually best to leave yours for the main course, so unless you've got a mail-order bride or two, or happen to be mormon and believe in poligamy, you don't serve hors d'oeurves.

Answer 4

You could serve it for an offering as Buddhists and Hindus do

Answer 5

Yes but they must be Vegetarian. He doesn't like flesh. HE like yogurt and butter the most. And it must be served with love and devotion (Bhakti) as in Bhakti yoga.

Answer 6

Yes, but avoid bean dip or broccolli on the vegetable tray, as they make him gassy.

Answer 7

Not unless you want to be pitifully put to shame (Think about it...you'll get it).

Answer 8

No , you should be making Him Sheperd's pie .

< God is my sheperd >

Answer 9

Whatever you lie to eat.

Answer 10

if you don't make them you're safe dude