I knew one funny quote i use to hear it from my teacher back in days i forgot it now so i thought some of u ppl might know it .. post any funny quote u know plz
2007-01-03 15:53:09 · 11 answers · asked by Faris 2007 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night” ~ Dave Barry
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things” ~ George Carlin
2007-01-03 16:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey..
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell
you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always
just exactly fits the newspaper.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark..!
2007-01-03 16:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Rania 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Bigamy is having one wife too many,Monogamy is the same. Sex is one of the most wholesome,beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. My Mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bi+ch.
2016-05-23 01:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
This is a Gracie Allen quote...one-half of one of the most prominent comedy teams in American history. She was great!
Take care.
2007-01-03 17:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mary R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Had ye fought like a man, ye would not now have to die like a dog..."
Anne Bonny the pirate 1685 to Calico Jack Rackham who was about to be executed.
2007-01-03 16:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sanctorin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always be nice to family and friends, you never know when you might need them to change your bedpan.
2007-01-03 16:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to defend yourself if a dog attacks you.
2007-01-03 16:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by wilma m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Someone's boring me. I think it's me.'
- Dylan Thomas
2007-01-03 16:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Nobody is perfect and i am nobody"
"Life is like an ice-cream lick it before it melts"
"Living means to live for others"
"Truth wins over untruth"
2007-01-03 23:49:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusious say - man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day
2007-01-03 15:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by revoltix 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋