An old farmer in Tonganoxie , Kansas , had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep
end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every
time.
2007-01-03 15:13:05 · 16 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No it's not a Q-Yahoo puts a Q mark behind each title.
2007-01-03 15:17:25 · update #1
Yes hes is a wise old farmer ...and that ?mark drives me mad too have had heaps removed for that reason...go od luck with yours....
2007-01-03 15:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old farmers can be very clever and exploit the situation to their best advantage!
This joke reminds me of another about an old farmer, which is quite well-known. When he found that there were a lot of speeding cars passing his farm house, creating too much of noise, ignoring his 'Drive slow' sign, one old farmer changed the sign to read "Caution:Nudists crossing ahead". This had the desired effect immediately!
2007-01-03 16:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeeeeeeeees
2007-01-03 15:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by aussiemess2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me the old coot went to a heck of a lot of trouble for an alligator...!?
2007-01-03 17:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 9/10
2007-01-03 22:34:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny I'm laughing my butt off.
2007-01-03 16:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one darling
2007-01-03 15:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Tara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good joke.
2007-01-03 16:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Al Munro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! That was funny....
2007-01-03 15:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋