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It's right where your standing

2007-01-03 14:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

NO! Nothing takes God by surprise. The address is H-E-A-V-E-N.
The number is 1-800- THE BLOOD.
You can get a free ticket from the agent. His name is Jesus.
All expenses have been already paid.

2007-01-03 22:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, you can't make surprise visits, He knows what you are going to do before you do it. But if you want to visit Him, get on your knees and say Our Father who art in Heaven.... And you will be right at His throne. Good Luck

2007-01-03 22:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by justberta 2 · 1 0

1,500 miles striaght up.
Rev..21:16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length * is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed *, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.

2007-01-03 22:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 1 0

Your visit won't be a surprise, in fact he will call you to his home when he wants and if you are invited there and not downstairs (hell), and the place is called HEAVEN

2007-01-03 22:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lottalady 4 · 0 0

It's a surprise to the ego. Just go within.{ The kingdom of God is within you}.

2007-01-03 22:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well, surely OSHA is stopping by there every once in a while just to check up on things. There could be all kinds of safety hazards up there....

2007-01-03 22:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0 0

Yes I do.....
Its John 3:16.

Its open 24 hours a day..

2007-01-03 22:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 3 1

666 Bogus Drive
Nowhere, Universe, 00000

2007-01-03 22:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2 2

He lives within each one of the faithful.

2007-01-03 22:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 1 0

123 Imaginary Lane
Retard City, HE, 66666

2007-01-03 22:40:37 · answer #11 · answered by Eric W 1 · 1 2

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