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Even if it's serious or completely stupid && funny...I wanna hear it!

2007-01-03 13:53:41 · 23 answers · asked by Melanie 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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You know I have apurse just like that one

2007-01-03 13:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by niceguy_thats_me2000 3 · 4 0

HEY SUGGAR TlTS!

i lost my number can i have yours?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!Excuse

me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

You make my software turn to hardware!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

and i dont kno me and my friends talk about these kinda lines after swim practice hehehe.

2007-01-03 22:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Are you tired ? Cause you have been running through my mind all day, Love your shinny pants..I can see myself in them., You have a great azz !!!, Lets have a 3some...you, me and the girl with the peg leg and the eye patch !!!!
Ummm well thats all i got for now...but if you wanna chat contact me... and then we can wake in the morning and have some lucky charms...or count chocula.. eitehr ones fine with me.. MUAHHHH.

2007-01-03 22:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey theres a party in my pants. Wanna come teehee

2007-01-03 21:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

excuse me but which way did he go? (who?) jesus,i know he must be around here some where because you must be an angel sent down from heaven. Or just be blunt and say (hey you r fine as frog hair)then say (lets sit and converse brifly)

2007-01-03 22:08:01 · answer #5 · answered by imsotayken 2 · 0 0

Here's a few...

Hey, your clothes look nice, but they would look a lot better on my floor.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2007-01-03 21:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by thatoneguy90 1 · 2 0

Whats the difference between sex and scrambled eggs?

Wanna go to breakfast?

2007-01-03 21:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by morgansway3 2 · 0 0

Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin' me crazy!

There are lots more like this on here...

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html

2007-01-03 21:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by blackbird23 3 · 1 0

•I lost my teddy bear… can I sleep with you?
•I may not be (Wilma or Fred) Flinstone, but I sure as hell can make your bed rock.
•Fat penguin… there… I said something to break the ice.
•Sex is a killer… wanna die happy?

I love these ones!! haha

2007-01-03 21:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL I like the one "If I could have written the alphabet, I would have put "u" and "I" together lol.
or
"Are you tired, because you have been running through my head all day."

2007-01-03 21:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by P-cilla 2 · 1 0

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