If God is real, how much does He weigh?

Answer 1

If the number three, or a mathematical circle, or the concept of redness are real, how much do they weigh?

If I feel sorry for a sick child, how much does my sorrow weigh?

If I love my wife, how much does my love weigh?

Not everything real is material, bub.

Answer 2

He weighs about 215 pounds right now, though he's trying to lose some weight by watching what he eats. Its too cold where he lives and he doesn't have a membership to a gym so he walks when he can. He says hello and he hopes your doing fine.

Answer 3

If God is who he says he is, then he is outside of our time and space, rather, he is not bound by it. He is so much bigger than that, its just a silly question. No, this is not a cop out answer either, just the truth. You, and I, have a human brain, and we are limited, to understanding the limits of our minds. Its harder to grasp eternity for instance, fully, than it is, the concept of tomorrow, or next year. We are finite creatues. God, on the other hand, is infinite. Also, knows every hair on your head, etc. etc. He loves you also, amazing!

Answer 4

I will use that which I answered another post to answer this, it's long winded but bears repeating.

It is a somewhat simple minded question, and in some ways the resolution is complex, and in other ways quite simple. There is a mistake people make with respect to trying to understand G-d. That is that they wish to make of Him something which is like what we see or feel around us. We believe that He needs to have the same attributes as one of us, which in effect attempts to reduce Him to our level or even to that of a dog or a rock. Well, that simply cannot be the case.

There is an apologetic which I've posted on the site linked below, and I call it systematic theology. Suffice to say, without going through all the rhetoric, there are rules which apply to the created system (computer, camera and etc) but those rules are not imposed back upon that which created it. G-d like the painter is outside His work of art and that work of art does not impose its' limitations on Him.

There are two individuals who bear a striking resemblance to me. In some cases there the similarity ends (one of them is a daughter). Each of my two offspring is like me in some ways but not in every case. We as human beings are spiritually like G-d, and He gave us certain features, but that doesn't mean that those rules apply to G-d.

We are (have been) bound up in the rules which G-d imposed on this creation and we attempt to think that those rules need apply outward (I realize that I'm restating things, but I'm attempting to clarify). This is mind boggling and I understand it fully. A pastor considered that what I had to say on the subject was to esoteric for him. Well, such is life.

One cannot put G-d into a box and expect Him to fit and we must, of necessity think, in these situations, outside the box. Only then can we comprehend Him, His greatness and His creation.

Answer 5

Considering the fact that he is responsible for the creation of the entire universe and all that is in it, their is no possible way for our minds to conceive the magnitude of such of such an answer.
It is also recorded for us that he is a spirit. There is no way for the human mind to conceive mass in the spirit realm

Answer 6

God is a spirit being...he does'nt weigh anything....

Answer 7

God is...
as fat as you feel after eating too many cheesecakes..
as light as a feather when you are in love..
as heavy-hearted as you parted from the loved ones..
as joy as you meet them again..

Answer 8

He's a miserable 85 pound anorexic.

Answer 9

I can't believe you asked that. God is not something or someone that you can put in a box and classify as "this" or "that". He is a presence that is everywhere, at all time, and is always calling YOUR name. Read the bible and learn what he is about, you will be amazed.

Answer 10

478 pounds

Hey, he's a big guy