Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
"What?" Glenn screamed. "You haven't even done any tests! I want another opinion."
The vet left the room and returned in a few moments with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever sniffed the dog on the table carefully from head to toe. Finally, the Retriever shook it's head and barked once (meaning "dead and gone").
The vet took the Labrador away and returned a few minutes later with a cat, which also sniffed carefully over the dog on the table before shaking its head and saying, "Meow" (meaning "he's gone").
After the cat jumped off the table, the vet handed Glenn a bill for $600. The man shook the bill at the vet. "$600!!!! Just to tell me my dog is dead?!!! That's outrageous!"
The vet explained. "If you had taken my word for it, the charge would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan...."
2007-01-03 13:41:29 · 16 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
that is just to crazy i really liked that one keep up the good jokes lol!
2007-01-03 13:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL, never gets old, didn't know there was a dog in it though... The version I know had an old lady too... It's still funny though, LoL.
2007-01-03 22:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by $CiNDy$LiNDy$ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-that is way to funny and look how quick he got the results.
2007-01-03 23:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute i like it
2007-01-03 22:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by kd baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-01-03 21:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 2nd cousin told me that one the other day.!!! it was funny but you told it better
2007-01-03 21:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by ~Amber~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious! cute too!
2007-01-03 21:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by akmiriam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats cute
2007-01-03 23:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Netters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-03 22:51:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
2007-01-03 21:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋