OK this is the guys side, what do you think?

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The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules" from the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Answer 1

You are indeed wise

Answer 2

I have put a few I made up, although a bit different then yours.. but yours are so true..
(some of these can get a man into the dog house)

1. I am NOT fat. I am a well balanced person… that’s why my bubble is in the middle.

2. I cannot by no means remember the color of the curtains in our house ten years ago.

3. Street signs are put there for a reason… to drive by.. not as decorations.

4. I WILL ask directions….secretly, while I refill the car with gasoline.

5. I wore the same suit for the last three years, why can’t you wear the same gown?

6. It’s true that I probably know more about my car then I do your wardrobe.

7. I’m sorry if I got you an identical pair of earrings for Christmas this year as I did last year.

8. No, it’s not that you’re fatter then she is, it’s just that she is thinner then you. (men just don't know how to argue)

Answer 3

LMAO-Sounds like it's pretty well rounded out for the boys. The sums it all up. Just don't make a camp fire in the middle of the living room and live a light on in the bathroom. Don't want anyone to wake up and step in anything--since ur camping out.

Answer 4

It's a riot. But I do mind sleeping in the couch, specially if I can see you there in bed, sexy, inviting, irresistible. A romantic night wasted is gone forever.

Answer 5

How cool this thing!!!!

I really love this one:

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

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Really... they don't work at all!!!!

From Mexico: Drak_mind!

Answer 6

Anatomically, your penis will for sure place itself over the backside putting testicle. purely approximately all adult adult males for sure have one testicle which hangs under the different, so in the experience that your left one is decrease, your penis will for sure (and extra with ease) relax to the left. while you're happy with it dealing with upwards, it quite is super, yet do you experience much less gentle once you're bare?

Answer 7

lol!!!!!!!!!!
how do you come up with these, one thing I do know is I ain't ever going to get in an argument with you with a mind that sharp you can cut throats at a thousand yards!.

Answer 8

Welll.....
I don't know what 2 say i didn't think we bothered them so much. I'll probably think of this when im married or have another boyfriend.

Answer 9

lol thanks so much for the info now i know what my husband be thinking when he has a blank look on his face when i ask him sevral question i gots to keep those rules in mind!

Answer 10

good and all true i see myself there a lot 10/10

Answer 11

That just about sums up a guy. Thanks for the warning, should I ever choose to enter into a long-term relationship!!!