make me laugh PLEASE!!!
2007-01-03 13:34:55 · 9 answers · asked by <<{Lalo-Pacho}>> 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Hilbilly was walking down a moutian path and met two Indians. They joined up on thier walk when one Indian saw a small cave. He yelled into it "wooooo, wooooo, woooo" soon he got an answer "woooo, woooo, woooo" and he happily went inside. The Hillbilly asked the other Indian "what was that about?" And the Indian explained " Its Indian mating season...by woooing into a cave and getting an answer back, there is a pretty squaw inside willing to make love to you." Then when they came to another the young buck went to the cave and yelled"wooo,wooo,wooo." and happily went into the cave after he got his answer. The hillbilly went on further until he came to a BIG cave and he yelled "WOOO, WOOO, WOOO" and got back a loud WOOO, WOOO, WOOO" and went running into his cave. The next day the headlines read "Hillbilly Killed by Train"
2007-01-03 13:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Question: What weighs Three Hundred Pounds and Hates Pancakes?
Answer: Uncle Jemima
2007-01-03 21:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Sean M 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the TRUMP boxing ring to VIEW Rosie and Donald duking it out!
Stupid, I know, and I made it up! Did you laugh a little? LOL
2007-01-03 22:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lily P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into his psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you gotta help me! One night I dream I am a WigWam, the next a TeePee. Night after night, WigWam, TeePee, WigWam TeePee". The doctor says, "Calm down, the problem is you're too tense (tents)"
2007-01-03 21:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by JQ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the little boy cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
2007-01-03 22:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by felixtricks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two bananas sitting on a river bank when a turd floats by and says, "Hey guys, come on in, the water's great!"
So the first banana starts to get in and the second one says, "What are you doing?"
First one says, "Didn't you hear him? He said the waters great."
"And you're going to believe that sh*t!"
2007-01-03 22:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? she blew it both times.
2007-01-03 21:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what did snow white tell pinochio when she sat on his face?
TELL A LIE!
2007-01-03 21:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you do if an elephant comes in your window?
Swim
(come = cums)
2007-01-03 22:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by storm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋