So, a horse walks into a bar and.........
2007-01-03 13:17:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and decided to duck under the next one.
2007-01-03 13:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, a horse walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Hey, buddy, why the long face?’
2007-01-04 04:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by axilaryguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the horse passes out because it's a metal bar not a bar bar where you get drinks and stuff.
2007-01-03 21:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, a horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender,"Where 'll I get my wife?"
2007-01-04 06:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by sweetu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, a horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you serve Mares in here?”
Bartender ,”Yes, I do”
Horse said, “Good, I’ll take one”
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So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender, says, " Well well...A White Stallion... do you know we that we have a drink named after you?"
Horse says, " Oh really? You have a drink named Roger?"
2007-01-04 00:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the horse kicks the bar so it can get out of jail
2007-01-03 22:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender asked what's the long face for and the horse replied i just came back from the Maury show i am your father!
2007-01-03 21:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. The bartender says, "why the long face"
2. says "ouch, that hurt"
2007-01-03 21:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kicks you in the *** and says enough of drinking tonight..........I am not a horse but your father!! Ha Ha
2007-01-04 03:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the bartender says ' why the long face'
2007-01-03 21:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by cas 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋