One day while being bathed by two nurses, they notice a distinct increase of activity on her brain monitor when they are drying her private area. That evening her husband comes to visit her, a nurse approaches, draws the curtains around her bed and tells him that they have had a significant breakthrough, the man is ecststic. "Now this may seem a bit unorthodox," the nurse continues, "but we have reason to believe that oral sex is the key to your wives recovery." At first the man is a bit shocked, but is willing to try anything. The nurse leaves him to it. Five minutes later alarms and monitors are beeping from behind the curtains. "What the hell happened?" the nurse cries as she rushes to their aid. "I.....I think I might have choked her."
2007-01-03 12:46:07 · 14 answers · asked by Trina 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, I spit out my hot chocolate.
2007-01-03 12:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm so sorry you're feeling awful! verify around and notice if there are some new smells on your place or around you throughout the time of the day. Smells could surely set me off, truly colognes and espresso. communicate on your wellbeing care expert approximately breakfast and your prenatal supplements. it ought to be that the supplements are part of the priority. If I took my supplements on an empty abdomen or with a small breakfast, i could have an disillusioned abdomen all day. try retaining some soda crackers (saltines or oyster crackers) or some arrowroot cookies with you. Saltines are alkaline and could help sooth an acid abdomen, and arrowroot has calming homes. Camomile tea is likewise good for soothing an offended abdomen. i desire you experience better. good success, and congratulations--
2016-11-26 01:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 8/10 Good One!
2007-01-03 13:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by cosmogirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUnny
2007-01-03 12:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by cancergul1977 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Racy but pretty funny! 7/10.
2007-01-03 12:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huhu it's a 5
2007-01-03 13:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-01-03 12:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while!!!!
2007-01-03 12:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately needs work.
2007-01-03 12:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good, quite funny
2007-01-03 12:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by tankofamerica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋