A kid came to a convienient store and asks the clerk, who was working there a light bulb. The clerk said "do u have a lamp". The kid said "Yes". Then the clerk said that show me the lanp. So the kid said i don't have right now, it is at home. So the clerk said go home and bring the lamp so that i can give u a light bulb. The kid goes home and bring back the bulb and then the clerk gave him the bulb.
Next day,
the kid came again and asked for dog food. Again the clerk demands him to go home and bring the dog so that she can give him dog food. The kid goes home and brought dog with him and the clerk gave him dog food.
After few days,
The kid came again and this time he brought a bag with him and asks the clerk to put her hands into the bag. The clerk puts her hands and the bag touches it and them smell and said that "this smells like a ****". The kid replys and said "Now give me some Toilet paper".
2007-01-03
12:40:07
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