A Priest and a Rabbi were riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responded, "yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain chaste?"
The Priest replied "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "a lot better than pork isn't it?"
2007-01-03 12:35:16 · 14 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that was worth reading....lol
2007-01-03 12:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by it's still me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oy! Priest and Rabbi are walkin' through Central Park. Priest sees kids on swingsets, asks Rabbi: Hey, theyre's children down there! Wanna go **** 'em? Rabbi says yes, yes! Out of what?
2007-01-03 20:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this isnt a question, so ill say that was friggin hialrious. although unless ur one of those rapist priests or barely-jewish rabbis, i doubt you would 'succumb' to the temptation, so this doesnt make any sense. but i stil thinks its great.
2007-01-03 20:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ben S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-01-03 21:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-01-03 20:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1!!!
2007-01-03 20:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by MW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup
2007-01-03 20:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahh
2007-01-03 23:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Ashleyxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told it to my wife...Its the only reason she loves me. Thanks for the laugh'
2007-01-03 20:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep.
2007-01-03 20:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋