I drove by my town and saw an Olive Garden being built. Surely, a benevolent FSM (pasta be unto him) would never allow something as horrible as an Olive Garden. Why, then, oh Why???
2007-01-03 12:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Saw it yesterday
2007-01-03 12:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There isn't an Olive Garden. The FSM is only making it APPEAR that there is an Olive Garden. It is actually a temple of worship to the FSM, and it is being run by pirates. If you enter, and concentrate hard on Spaghetti, you will leave feeling more satisfied and happy, while having only a vague recollection of the events that occured within.
RAmen!
2007-01-03 20:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by B SIDE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rest assured. The FSM is real...or shall I say WAS real, because FSM fell into a plate of pasta at that Olive Garden and I ate it! Sorry dude.
Ramen! *burp*
2007-01-03 20:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh) is real! He has healed me! When I got a cold, He cured me with His Noodly Appendages. It took a week, but what the hey, he cured me!
RAmen!
2007-01-03 20:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the teeth that God gave me.
Spaghetti Akbar...with meat balls and cheese...
2007-01-03 20:18:20 · answer #5 · answered by mountainclass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the Flying Spaghetti Monster works in very mysterious ways. Do not question his actions for, in time, it will all make sense.
2007-01-03 20:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by duffmanhb 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If our existence is improbable so much so that a supreme being had to create us, then I say that the creation of a supreme being is that much more improbable.
Sorry, no FSM...
2007-01-03 20:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your beggining to lose faith in Atheism. There definitely is hope for you! Now is the day of salvation.
2007-01-03 20:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by Andres 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure why not?
2007-01-03 20:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, this is funny
2007-01-03 20:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋