A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night and led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock." the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup." replied the drunk
"How's it work?" the friend asked squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear shattering pounding, and stepped back.
The 3 looked at each other.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.
"You bastard...it's 10 past three in the morning!"
2007-01-03 11:56:50 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats a good one
2007-01-03 11:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by bassbuster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! that's one reason why a lot of people dont lik living in apartments, the noise
2007-01-03 12:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a very good alarm clock, very funny
2007-01-03 12:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee
2007-01-03 13:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So glad that I don't live next door to him!
Very funny joke! Thanks!
2007-01-03 12:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! it would suck to be his neighbor!
2007-01-03 11:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hyuk yuk yuk...
2007-01-03 12:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Benjovi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋