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He's omnipresent, especially this new TMX.

2007-01-03 11:31:43 · 21 answers · asked by Night Shade 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I have a video that proves that to be true:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4024457809967804989&hl=en

If that doesn't scare you into believing elmo's immortality and pure evil... I don't know what will.

2007-01-03 11:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮yelxeH 5 · 0 0

He was to my 2 year old daughter. Not sure what a TMX is.

Although I WILL say that Elmo is a lot more loving and caring than most Christians I've met.

2007-01-03 19:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, and I really dislike it when all you fundamentalist elmotians keep getting it wrong. Grover is god, elmo is the cousin of god. Elmo is here to save the dark hearted and humorless masses, by bringing their children love and lightheartedness in the space of fifteen minutes.

We should all respect sesame street and become devout followers of muppets alike. The world would be a better place, one street at a time. Will you be my neighbor?

2007-01-03 19:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Elmo is the tickle me God, sort of weird when You think about it for a minute but it sure explains a lot about the priesthood!

2007-01-03 19:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

god of fertility, especially tickle me elmo

2007-01-03 19:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Elmo, if someone asks you if you're a god YOU SAY YES!!!"

- "Winston Zeddemore", Ghostbusters


Wait- that's "Ray", not "Elmo".... oh nevermind I think they're related anyway.

2007-01-03 19:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by B SIDE 6 · 0 0

Commercially, he is an omnipresent and all mighty being, so I suppose so.

2007-01-03 19:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i really dont think so only God is the true God and elmo is a fake toy that laughs all the time and cant make him stop

2007-01-03 19:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by smashleyy 2 · 1 3

he would make a better god than some that i have heard of. i don;t think he would let people die he s too nice

2007-01-03 19:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by unknown 3 · 0 0

I hope not. If he was, would "Tickle me Elmo" be blasphemy?

2007-01-03 19:34:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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