He has been corrupted by Emperor Palpatine, is now evil, and has a weird suit and goes "Koooo-paahhhh" and the only way to stop them is to end all prejudice, ignorance, and hatred?
Are we doomed or do we have a chance against.....
DARTH JESUS!!!! *Insert Imperial March Here*
2007-01-03 11:03:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Santa Outfit is stuck, it won't come off.
2007-01-03 11:11:37 · update #1
When are you going to lose the santa outfit?
2007-01-03 11:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i believe jesus has already came and now we are living in the new earth and new time in wich we can control our lives we have been given the power to do so !
and i hate comments like you are going to burn because that creates a spirit of fear and god is a god of peace, power, control, sound mind, love, ex....
you are just mad because you have not been controling your life and it seems as if you are loosing so you want to push the blame to jesus when it was you all along
2007-01-03 19:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by superdaniel417 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus can only pray for help in this day and age ! he is so far behind in these times.
he will be saying what the hell is this? over and over again. by the way, he ain't coming.
modern man would crush him like a bug.
2007-01-03 19:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe he will send his minions, the evil flying monkey men, to kill us all and we will have to create a driod army to resist them.
2007-01-03 19:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what if when Jesus returns....
and you are not ready?
keep some marshmallows ready......
2007-01-03 19:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that wont happen
2007-01-03 19:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by deelee g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-01-03 19:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by ana_is_a_cat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋