Oh, and maybe you could dump it afterwards as well. Thanks, I appreciate that.
2007-01-03 10:21:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
By the way, this is all in good fun, so please don't take it too seriously.
2007-01-03 10:23:15 · update #1
And when I finnish doin' that should I bring in the dog and put out the cat?(yackety yack)
2007-01-03 10:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Other ways, Reverend? Only one way that I know of. Ask yourself "Who am I?" Do not ask anyone else. All else is a variation of this question. One can start out asking some other question, but eventually the question does become this one. The question has a history older than spoken or recorded history and the result is always the same. Eventually, to genuine askers, the answer becomes so obvious that he/she will never need a pastor again. The very idea or concept of a "pastor" will come to seem like a hoax played out on him/herself. There are no answers of any usefulness found anywhere else outside asking oneself. With this answer the question of "proof" is moot. Other's claims based on belief or even their personal faith cannot be falsified - and who would want to - as they are also personal and in response to their own search. You may think you have a better answer, but you only have your answer. Leave others strictly alone, and if you really asked that question seriously, you will naturally want to leave others alone - unless they ask as you have done here. You will understand both the meanness and the futility of any religious agenda. You will be flattened by the authentic sense of compasion. Talk about it? Don/t bother because words are only concepts based on yet other concepts. God realization is not a concept. Words are only pointers at best. In reality, you have said nothing. If you really are a Reverend, then your best help for your flock would be to answer their questions with a steady loving gaze and complete silence. That should do until you and they get the hang of it. Good Luck. Check that you are still breathing...you have just found god if you are.
2016-05-22 23:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Emely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-01-03 10:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a swiffer sweeper and stop knocking ladies over with a broom. You know they really don't dig that.
2007-01-03 10:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by jenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if u were really a sweeper there would be no dust it would all be magical and I would be floating in mid air
2007-01-03 10:25:20 · answer #5 · answered by nitenurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL> That's cute. But I can't, I already been sweep.
2007-01-03 10:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by Brittany B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I would be glad to help and do my 50%.
2007-01-03 10:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by tamlovinlife2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is cheesest thing i have ever read thank you for the laugh i needed it today.
2007-01-03 10:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sage 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's cute!
2007-01-03 10:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah thats cute... but not a panty dropper
2007-01-03 10:30:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sensational Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋