2007-01-03 09:50:55 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lol, I'd read the manual and disarm the bomb. I may be a Christian, but I'm not stupid either. Hahahaha! Good question!
2007-01-03 09:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because reading a manual on how to deactivate it would take WAY too long if the bomb was ready to explode, I would definately read the Bible and pray. I mean, think about it...
"Chapter 11- pulling the ... from the ... to stop the ... from ... and ... . Make sure you ...! or else the ... will ... and you will ... . (and that's just the title!)"
...
"Chapter 67- pushing the ... back into the ... to start the ... ... and ... . Make sure you ...! or else the ... will ... and you wil ... . (and that's just the title!)"
OR
"Chapter 3 verse 16 (a VERY well known verse)- "'For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son..."
"God forgive me, God forgive these people around me, God save them from Hell, God grant us mercy, God grant us grace. Amen. Go back to chapter 11 of the manual now! I think it said something about pushing the ... back into the ...!"
2007-01-03 09:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I would run and get the flip away from it, but if I couldn't I would read a manual and if I couldn't get it I would just shelter myself the best I can. I would not pray because I am not religous and I think that you are the only one who can do anything because look you choose whether you read a manual or pray. You make your own decisions at the end of the day and those who say they let someone else do that just use it as a way to not take responsibilities for their own actions.
2007-01-03 09:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by GlitterRain 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would read the manual for the bomb while I prayed. I've read all I need of the bible. It says that we are to love our God above all and love our neighbors as ourselves. It also tells us all good things come from God and if we want to be better we should seek the Lord and ask him to remove our character flaws and replace them with His perfect character.
2007-01-03 09:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by bess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have read the Bile so I know that if I didn't do what the manual says I will still be ok in the hands of God.. I would still read the manual but I would also pray.... Jim
2007-01-03 09:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would pray that my EMP generator was charged so that I could deactivate the bomb without having to read any manuals. ;)
2007-01-03 09:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would read the manual and pray. Where is this bomb anyway?
2007-01-03 09:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Presagio 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are intelligent, your conversation with GOD happens often enough that you would be able to take the time to take care of the bomb first. I hope that you and your bomb-squad are all Christians. I know that my wife and I are. Have a great evening and begin studying tonight so that you don't have to worry about being too late to make it to heaven!
Eds
2007-01-03 09:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Eds 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd pray as I grabbed the manual then run like heck
2007-01-03 09:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by sm_ith_jon_es 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave us a brain. He also would rather we choose life over death. So, I would read amanual on how to deactivate it if there were no smarter or faster readers with me and if there was enough time to figure it out and i would pray while trying to deactivate it.
2007-01-03 09:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by carriespnc 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋