If you are late, is it wise to run for a bus while suffering from diarrhoea?

Answer 1

It depends on the consistancy of the diarrhea and the reason why you are late. I would create a ratio of stool looseness to the importance of your appointment. As the looseness increases the risk of mishap increases. Rate looseness on a scale of 1 to 10 and importance on a similar scale. I would run on any ratio less than 1 anything above that - is not worth the risk. You can also factor in buttock tone. Divide the looseness factor by 2 if you have toned buttocks and or sphincter.

Answer 2

Ummmmmmm, NO. The only reason to run when you have the runs is to clear the area before anyone recognizes you or is able to identify you later as the guy leaving a little brown trail and screaming "OH MY GOD IT BURNS" like a 4 year old girl.

Answer 3

If you are running towards a bus while suffering from the runs, it could be a problem but thats just me lol

Answer 4

Only if its a number 2.

Answer 5

Definately, time you get to work your clattered and stinking, you then develop the " minging title of the month" award and get sent home, next time you want the day off phone the boss and tell you have the shites, "believe me, he'll believe you"

Answer 6

If you are a thrill seeker, then yes. I would also suggest that you try to fart real loud while you have the runs for an even bigger rush.

Answer 7

It depends...if you think the extra thrust will help, then why not?

If you think it could lead to embarrassment...you might consider hailing a taxi.

Hope this helps.

Answer 8

Well if you dont catch the bus......the **** will really hit the fan when you get home!

Answer 9

i dont think so it might just all come out if u run

Answer 10

Id Run...