my mate who is not very clever but hard as nails left the pub one night really drunk.
as he was walking home 4 thugs approached him and asked him for his money.
he promptly told them to f@ck off so they attacked him.he smacked the first one in the nose and broke it.he then bit the 2nd thugs ear off the 3rd got a size 9 boot on his boll@cks and the 4th got a broken jaw.
the thugs were annoyed and attacked again but my mate put up a hell of a fight for 10 minutes but eventually the thugs got the better of him
there he was laying in the road with a busted nose/jaw/hand and covered in blood.
1 of the thugs put his hand in my mates pocket and pulled out 30 pence.he could not believe it and said to my mate
''FU@K ME MATE YOU PUT UP A FIGHT LIKE THAT FOR 30 PENCE''
As i said before my mate is a bit thick and he said
''''Fuc@ the 30 pence i thought you were after the £300 in my boot''
2007-01-03 07:58:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
signapac we are on the JOKE SITE DUH
2007-01-03 08:00:57 · update #1
Sounds like a joke...
2007-01-03 07:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
id kick off those ppl's balls off for 30 pence and that sounds real lol
2007-01-03 16:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Ying Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,definatly the best I've heard in a while.
2007-01-03 17:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the modern world any thing but work
2007-01-03 16:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was blon..... no, I can't say Blonde, so I won't... for me to say he was Blonde would be.. not right, right? So I will not say that he was blonde...
okay, that's settled...
Now I can't decide if this was true or not, since I can't say he was "fair haired"..
So I leave it at that..
2007-01-03 16:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's crazy! It's probably true!
2007-01-03 17:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sound like it could be true. LOL if it is he's funny!!!!
2007-01-03 16:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Angelleena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny, i believe, anything is possible, especially when alcohol is involved
2007-01-03 16:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mauntie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
herd it 1,000,000,000,000 times before
2007-01-03 16:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that for real? Well i think it's hilarious!!!
2007-01-03 16:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋