Because everytime his wife gets hot, he hits her over the head with a shovel.
Hahah :)
2007-01-03 07:37:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't know he was married.
2007-01-03 07:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Noodle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 7/10.
2007-01-03 17:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one
2007-01-03 15:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhehehe! I think that's hilarious! Good one!
2007-01-03 16:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, haha, hoho, uh oh, I laughed so hard that my intestants fell out, and I'm internally bleeding. (tear, tear, cry, cry, wah, wah) Hehe... OW! :o
2007-01-03 15:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by emzy_emz8 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's because bears have cubs, not kids. Goats have kids.
2007-01-03 15:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
We all know that goats have kids---Bears have cubs, you thought you got me, didn't you.......
2007-01-03 16:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Pointz.
2007-01-03 16:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by signupaccount2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, she must have a hard head....!
2007-01-03 15:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his "chestnuts were roasted" in a fire?
2007-01-03 15:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Incognito 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋