She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
To a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
Want a divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell
You what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll
Say to me!"
And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
This young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
And defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
Noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
Told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
Night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
Weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a
Good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
Noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them
Away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
You have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are
Too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
Present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I
Found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
Wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at
The expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
Pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
Understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
To me with tears in her eyes and said 'Please... Do you have anything
Else that your wife doesn't use?'"
2007-01-03 06:58:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it along time ago but its still funny
2007-01-03 07:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! 10/10! Ha Ha!
2007-01-03 17:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh the first time i hear it
i didnt expect it in th end
i was on the wife's side tghen went all way opposite
good one lol
2007-01-03 15:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by hib hib 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good 1 , I'll send it to my friends
2007-01-03 15:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
golden oldie but still a good joke
2007-01-03 15:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L
2007-01-03 15:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow
2007-01-03 16:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wohohoo bet that shut her up
2007-01-03 15:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-01-03 17:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by acemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-01-03 15:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋