A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous due to chemicals and pesticides used on them, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and asked, "Is it wedding cake?"
2007-01-03 06:51:45 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've done it again Cowboy. Nice & clean. Best Joke since the pigeons. (Can't get those things out of my mind.!)
2007-01-05 03:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-22 23:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by Delilah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is right it is wedding cake i should know i have been married for 35 years i would get a lesser sentence for murder 10/10
2007-01-03 15:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
speaking from experience i bet 10/10
2007-01-03 06:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-01-03 06:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what he's talking about. I've had 3 of those damn cakes
2007-01-03 07:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the one-How d'ya get a fat girl into bed?-Piece of cake!!
2007-01-03 07:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's pretty funny! i think wedding cake is definitely better the 2nd time around!! :)
2007-01-03 06:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Mad funny! 9/10!
2007-01-03 09:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol 10/10
2007-01-03 07:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋