Jesus of Nazereth promises Eternal life to all who believe in Him by faith
Double bacon cheeseburger promises savory goodness,two pieces of bacon,cheese melted just right,lettuce,tomatoes,pickles,and to thouroly satisfy your taste buds.
Who do you choose?Jesus and eternal life or Double bacon cheeseburger and the satisfication of your taste buds?And Why?
2007-01-03 06:04:42 · 13 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dilemmas are only interesting if there is a viable choice. I don't like burgers much but I like the myth of the divine saviour of Christianity even less.
2007-01-03 06:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ill take the double bacon cheeseburger. Why? Eternal life is a lie. Burgers are all too real. And tasty!
2007-01-03 06:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm. Double bacon cheeseburger. With fries. Sorry, Jesus, I'll talk to you in a minute, my mouth is full.
(Because I'm hungry and cheeseburgers are delectable).
2007-01-06 16:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. The burger will only satisfy for a short time, but eternal life is, well, eternal.
2007-01-03 06:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and eternal life.
The burger comes with a poisoned drink, but of course, that was never mentioned. After all, temptation is supposed to look good....
My little analogy. Whoo.
2007-01-03 06:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could shop the secret burglers i'm going to be happy with better Francis Bacon on the sammich. i could like maters and lettuce however so i could have each and all of the final nutrition communities in a single meal. it somewhat is all coronary heart attack in a sack besides, yet i think of speedy nutrition places are subsidized through docs and the individuals who make Tums.
2016-11-26 00:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose neither because two is not a choice, three is as long as SOMEONE doesnt try any twisting to make it into two with something-thrown-in-to-make-the
-non-christians-happy-but- really-its-a
-ploy-to-convert-them PS i prefer Burger King to wataburger
2007-01-03 06:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burger, i'd be pissed in the afterlife if Jesus was false, and I'd spend eternity thinking about that burger.
2007-01-03 06:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well they are both unhealthy, but I guess Whataburger. One isn't going to screw up your whole life.
For everyone who was asking: Whataburgers are in Texas. We KNOW how to make burgers here.
2007-01-03 06:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheeseburger--humans have to eat--take that up with our creator
2007-01-03 06:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋