Ok this is from my own deductions.
Ok God made Adam and Eve. They sinned yada yada
2000 years later:
Things were getting really bad so
Noah's ark happened. God clensed the world.
2000 years later
Things were getting really bad again so
Jesus Came to save the world
well its 2000 years later. 95% of the world has premarital sex. only 70% of the world believes in a Christian God and in that 70% there are over 15 different religions. Is it time for Jesus to come and completely clense the world?
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2007-01-03 05:58:49 · 16 answers · asked by Blaize Pennington 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jews are the most popular religion in the world actually. Then Islam then Christianity. However Christianity and Jews believe in the same God. Ergo 70% of the world believes in the Christian God.
2007-01-03 17:40:35 · update #1
Soon. We shall see Him soon!! What a blessed day for the church and horrific day for unbelievers! Keep shining His light to those in darkness before it's too late!!!
2007-01-03 06:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You've got all the deductive power of a toad on heroin.
It's been 2000 years since some people nailed a guy to a tree for telling everyone to love each other.
We haven't come very far. All of the technology, and human innovation has just given us more effective ways of killing each other.
Religious people are just as intolerant and spiteful as ever.
The poor, sick, and elderly still get the short end of the stick.
The rich and powerful still control everything, and only continue to get richer and more powerful.
And superstitious people still look to 'god' for the answers, when the answer is sitting right in front of them.
2007-01-03 06:05:57 · answer #2 · answered by superfunkmasta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Gonna Be Here
by Tom Waits
Well, Jesus will be here
Be here soon
he's gonna cover us up with leaves
With a blanket from the moon
With a promise and a vow
And a lullaby for my brow
Jesus gonna be here
Be here soon
Well I'm just gonna wait here
I don't have to shout
I have no reason and
I have no doubt
I'm gonna get myself
Unfurled from this mortal coiled up world
Because Jesus gonna be here
Be here soon
I got to keep my eyes open
So I can see my Lord
I'm gonna watch the horizon
For a brand new Ford
I can hear him rolling on down the lane
I said Hollywood be thy name
Jesus gonna be
Gonna be here soon
Well I've been faithful
And I've been so good
Except for drinking
But he new that I would
I'm gonna leave this place better
Than the way I found it was
And Jesus gonna be here
Be here soon
2007-01-03 06:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get that 70% figure? It's not true. The most populous religion in the world is Islam.
And I don't believe in any religion. The story of the flood is a fairy tale. There is no evidence on the earth of such an occurence.
Ergo, you're not very truthful.
2007-01-03 06:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Armaggedon is the FINAL cleansing of the earth.Yes it is NEAR at hand...if you need evidence I'll be more than happy to show you....This is a time when the wicked will be cut off entirely, no the earth will not be destroyed! And to answer your questuion about Jesus...Read Matt. 24:3-8....Jesus is not going to be seen with the visible eye...Jesus is already here...His 'prescence' that is. We see all these things today, and Jesus said that when you see these things, know that I am here.
2007-01-03 06:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by yahwhoer1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"only 70% of the world believes in a Christian God"
For a minute there I thought you were being serious.
2007-01-03 06:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by mullah robertson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre as sick as Hitler, religious genocide anyone? PS maybe God wants people to have sex ever thought of that genius?
2007-01-03 06:03:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See? Another one out for the night cos it's a full moon!
2007-01-03 06:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by agneisq 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe he is soon to come however it is written the time and place knoweth no man
2007-01-03 06:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by revdauphinee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you poor thing. There's no such thing as god. Just like there's no easter bunny or santa claus.
2007-01-03 06:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋