ok its not really a joke but i thought it was a funny question and i've always wanted to know!
2007-01-03 05:58:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because men can pee standing up into a trough, but women have to sit down in the cubicles.
I heard that at a Chippendales gig, the women were peeing into the ashtray/bins in the foyer of the theatre!
2007-01-03 06:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You want the real reason? It is because men have larger bladders than women. As a result, since men do not need to go to the loo as often as women, the lines are always shorter for them. A man can sit through a play and not need to go, but the woman needs intermission. That's why there's no line at the men's but the woman's is out the door.
2007-01-03 06:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Zach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should use the female washroom from time to time...
Men are quick, have shorter lines due to larger bladders and are able to retain and control it more.
However, most men I've noticed do not wash their hands when finished their business. These men should be shot. They are the reason people get sick more often than they should.
WASH YOUR HANDS DAMMIT!
There should be a klaxon siren every time some guy uses the facilities and doesn't wash his hands.
You're better off just staying where you are, urinating in your pants and having people point and laugh at you. If you aren't going to wash your hands, don't use the washroom!
Is that what you're asking?
2007-01-03 07:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because men can walk to the urinal, whip it out, pee and put it back before a woman has even had time to organise her clothing so she can sit down! Applying make up, washing hands and doing hair isn't relevant - we don't do that in the cubicle.
2007-01-05 01:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by intelligentbutdizzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy!! Women always go in pairs, normally it's an excuse to gossip/put make-up on etc. Men go for the purpose intended! Lol!
2007-01-03 06:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by cheesemonkeymonkeycheese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because normally sitting down on a toilet takes longer than using a Urinal. Also ASL iam 15/m/uk u?
2007-01-04 05:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because women have more complicated "machinery" than men. Plus they have children and babies' diapers to change and take time to apply makeup and fix their hair. But being a female, I'm sure you know this already!
2007-01-03 11:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not sure, i've often wandered that.
i hate it when your in the situation where your desparate for the toilet and theres a queue of about 50 females and the males queue is non-existant.
sometimes i just feel like using the mens hehe.
Happy New Year!
2007-01-03 06:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by FreakGirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably cause we get on with the matter in "hand" and you lot go in six to a cubicle and slag us guys off. Also blokes would end up with a sore face if they were stood there too long.
2007-01-03 06:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're always applying our make-up & powdering our faces, too!!! The queues are longer, cos we take longer (in other words, we take more care of our appearance than you guys!!!).
2007-01-03 06:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋