he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."
2007-01-03 05:48:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there's good, bad, terrible and then ones like this.
2007-01-03 06:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Here goes:
A guy says to his Psychiatrist "Doc every body hates me I don't have any friends" The Doc says, "This can't be true what gives you that idea?" The guy says” Hell doc, even you hate me; your wife said if you ever catch me in the bed with her you'd kill me."
2007-01-03 05:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Belize69 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A hen is the one that lays eggs and hens are females.
2007-01-03 05:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by curious George 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good one skycat 10/10 shelly their is no mention of rosters in the joke
2007-01-03 06:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-01-03 05:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by Girl-In-Blue 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Are there people who did not hear that one before.
2007-01-06 23:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok but hens lay the eggs. rosters go crock-a doodle do.
2007-01-03 06:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by Yemiko 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2007-01-03 05:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
::smile:: Such an old joke but always funny
2007-01-03 05:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by juliet03angel281 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well ya just made me laugh. good joke. i was gonna say yolk but that would be corny,
2007-01-03 05:53:09 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋