one day Jesus was sitting in heaven talking to God about the world. He said that he thought the people of the world had forgot who he was. So God told Jesus to go to Earth again and see how many people recognized him. So Jesus leaves and goes to earth the next day. first he goes to a baptist church. he walks up to the preacher and says,
"do you know who I am?",
the preacher says "no sir i dont think i do."
So Jesus leaves and goes to a catholic church and says to the priest
"do you know who i am?".
the priest says "you look familiar but no i dont".
So jesus is fed up and pissed because no one knows who he is, so he goes to a jewish masonic temple. He walks in and says
"do you know who i am?"
the rabbi says "well u look familiar, give me a profile", so Jesus turns to the side.
"Nah, not yet let me see the other side of your face". So Jesus turns again.
2007-01-03 05:43:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"well you look familiar, but i have one more thing, come here against this wall, spread out your arms, and put your feet together."
Jesus does it and the priest grabs a hammer and three nails and goes BAM BAM BAM, GOT YOU AGAIN YOU SON OF A B----
2007-01-03 05:43:47 · update #1
what is up with the people tonight can they not take a joke or what
i liked it lol 10/10
good one girl keep it up you nailed it with this one (pun)
2007-01-03 15:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do like this,made me shiver. But was very good. Must share the same sense of humour lol :) top marks.
2007-01-03 07:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one bit of a mixed reaction there 10/10
2007-01-03 06:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offence but all you seem to do is sit at the computer on Yahoo Answers . And is always in this section, Just telling you :)
2007-01-04 08:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Underpants. 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus walks into a hotel, throws three nails onto the counter and asks "Can you put me up for the night?"
2007-01-03 06:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
nice one gal,but i bet the rabbi told him to cross his legs cos he only had three nails,
2007-01-03 06:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur jokes are normally v.good but this one is just way below anything funny. Its like morally wrong
2007-01-04 00:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by DiamondKiss 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool 8/10 poor jesus!!!
2007-01-03 05:44:35 · answer #8 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus will not be made fun of, be careful.....
2007-01-03 23:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Merlin 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not Funny..
2007-01-03 09:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋