Ive decided to tell this one for2cute4words to prove shes right i can do better:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."
ps no offence to italians its just humour.
2007-01-03 04:12:36 · 9 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.
2007-01-03 04:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Maria Felix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perty good, give it a 7 & a thumbs up.
2007-01-03 19:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-01-05 11:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by allgiggles1984 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2007-01-03 12:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.
2007-01-03 12:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by invinciblekarthik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I have heard it before, yet it dosen't get old!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-03 12:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by browneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice... thats all i can say...
2007-01-03 12:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tara M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-10 16:36:23 · answer #8 · answered by La_Liona 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-03 13:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋