Then with which hand should we hold our johnson while urinating? Isn't it unsanitary to use either. If you use your left you will dirty your johnson and if you use your right you will be exposing yourself to all of the germs and herpes from the guy you just shook hands with.
What is the solution? How do we keep the pee-pee clean?
Why didn't God give the pee-pee a musculo-skeletal system so we wouldn't have to manually direct it and get germs on it?
Or should we just make sure we wash our hands before and after?
2007-01-03 03:30:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wash before only
2007-01-06 13:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If this is true, I feel a whole lot better about being an agnostic as it would appear to say that churches are redundant and we will know God as his Law will be written on our hearts and minds. Or maybe, it is just the people of Israel which kinda puts me out of luck and doesn't explain the whole Israel conflict very well. I don't know anyone from Israel so can't comment on this intelligently but would this mean that people from Israel are inherently religious and require no external source to know their God? It's also a bit unfair that he should give this privilege to one race of people and not to the rest of the world
2016-05-22 22:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm only answering this question because I need more points, but God doesn't make the rules or laws...He gave us free will to do so. We were given some basic guidelines to live within...don't kill your neighbor...don't cheat on your spouse....and we can't even manage those. I don't think God cares which hand you hold your johnson with.
2007-01-03 05:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by mommyismyname 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are retarded. Just wash your hands, I think Gods got bigger things to worry about then you getting your thing dirty.
2007-01-03 03:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Eric G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I use rubber gloves like Mandy Pepperidge.
2007-01-03 03:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didnt make any laws, laws are made up by people using religion to rule other people.
2007-01-03 03:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by toxisoft 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wash your hands like mamma told you to.
2007-01-03 03:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't got no Johnson but I do know some christians r gonna flame you.
2007-01-03 03:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Kayla S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it sounds to me like you are thinking too much... take a chill pill and stop thinking about it and just DO it. take your piss and move on with life.
2007-01-05 08:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a johnson.
2007-01-03 03:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋