nstructions for the guys:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert Card
3. Enter PIN
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away
Instructions for the Gals:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions
11. Hit "CANCEL"
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
2007-01-03 03:08:51 · 17 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brake
2007-01-03 03:09:10 · update #1
after "42.Bumps into pedestrian",
43. Brakes care,
44. Drops purse on floor
45. Picks up purse
46. Checks items in purse, realizes she's lost her wallet
47. Gets out of the car
48. Apologizes to the pedestrian
49. The pedestrian asks for her license so he/she can file a lawsuit
50. She gets back into her car to find her license
51. She gets arrested because she can't find her license
2007-01-03 05:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, seems about correct for most women. However, not for me. I have no purse and baby i know how to drive. lol
2007-01-03 11:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I really enjoyed this, thanks.
Unfortunately, the political-correctness nazis are probably going to slam it and get it taken down.
2007-01-03 11:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I was thinking, "What a prick!" As I continued to read I started laughing because this really is funny (exact description of my step mom).
2007-01-03 11:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by ~Crystal~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is funny...but I'm actually faster than my husband at the ATM!
2007-01-03 11:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by poohb2878 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42: (Optional) Bump into pedestrian.
2007-01-03 12:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by Bookmark 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are the best cooks (chefs) for sure.
2007-01-03 11:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by zzband.taliesin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet you forget the grocery list
2007-01-03 11:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by deitymike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-03 11:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-03 11:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋