Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their robes.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds fitting in?"
2007-01-03 02:43:24 · 30 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god thats old, lol
2007-01-03 02:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your now getting into the habit of telling some good ones
brill 10/10
(sorry about the pun)
2007-01-03 15:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been watching repeats of "The Vicar of Dibley" again.
2007-01-03 02:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a joke very similar to this one on a repeat of vicar of dibley last night. how wierd. still quite funny tho....
2007-01-03 02:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by jadey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie... but goodie.. I mean the joke is told in so many different versions... you have to laugh, because you already know how it's gonna end!!
2007-01-03 03:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but what happened to the quality lol
2007-01-03 02:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I like that one, Good job!
2007-01-03 04:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by -Bibee- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol
2007-01-03 03:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Brilliant.
2007-01-03 04:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but funny
2007-01-03 03:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old, but still very funny.
2007-01-03 03:08:03 · answer #11 · answered by fuzzykiwi05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋