Mabel and Fred have been married for 50 years. One day Fred comes in and tells Mabel that he is leaving her. Mabel is understandably shocked and asks why - after 50 years of marraige - Fred is leaving her. Fred replies that he is going to live with their next door neighbour Doris. Even more shocked, Mabel asks what Doris does for Fred that she does not do. Fred replies that Doris gives him oral pleasure. Mabel says 'but Fred, I give you oral pleasure too'. Fred replies 'yes, but you don't have Parkinsons disease'.
2007-01-03 01:15:18 · 24 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, good enough reason for me!
2007-01-03 01:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-03 01:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked 10/10
2007-01-03 01:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats quite sick,but funny.
2007-01-03 01:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but cruel
2007-01-03 01:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh to be young and foolish.
Hope you never have to suffer parkinsons.
Great Karma if you did though
2007-01-03 01:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you do the hocky cocky and shake it all about 9/10
2007-01-03 02:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-01-03 01:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck? That is sickening! I really don't know WHAT to say!
Oklahoma
2007-01-03 01:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by x0xDrumMajorx0x 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA, certainly made me laugh just what i needed!! Thanks and i spose for the poor old fella its a good reason to leave lol!!
2007-01-03 01:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Jenna♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋