A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".
2007-01-03 01:13:51 · 16 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it wasnt my boyfiend was it ha ha lol thumbs up
2007-01-03 01:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same joke was posted on here yesterday,
but still funny no matter how many times I read it
2007-01-03 02:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..very funny
2007-01-03 01:44:23 · answer #3 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-03 01:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cashier was not blonde then i take it lol 10/10
2007-01-03 01:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that funny
2007-01-03 01:21:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! very funny
2007-01-03 01:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it the balls of Montezuma
2007-01-03 06:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by shinalite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke was posted yesterday
2007-01-03 01:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by mr smidgey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think some one posted this yesterday
2007-01-03 02:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋