2007-01-02 22:50:56 · 15 answers · asked by HANAFI H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao..................... thats all I have to say.
2007-01-02 22:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Allure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to laugh, with exasperation, and defeat, not about you personally, but, i figure there are people who will prevent you from doing just that, well, don't get caught at trying to be smart, socially and politically, people will try to keep you from doing anything, and then there is prejudice, you have to watch out for that one, you can be sure, if women find out, they will do everything in their power to prevent it, women do not like smart men, and if they are smarter than they are, watch out,
2007-01-03 06:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by chinpingmei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you are - like the thousands of other not-so-clever people... Learn to keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. Believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear. Read on:
The Wise Old Owl.
The wise old old, sat up in a tree,
The more he saw, the less he spoke,
The less he spoke, the more he heard,
Oh, why can't we be like that bird..................
2007-01-03 06:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just act smart like a lot of dummies do
2007-01-03 15:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by slpry L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You´ll find the answer in a book by title: "How can I be smart". :)
2007-01-03 08:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Latica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read, Read , Read and watch documentaries .Pick a subject you want to know about and research it. Think "outside the box".
2007-01-03 09:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by TakeNoticeNow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this supposed 2 be in the jokes+riddles section?
2007-01-03 06:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by ciaragw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat "smarties" chocolate, buy many encyclopedia and memorize every single line! :D
2007-01-03 07:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Music Freak! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read books, watch jeopardy!, and pay attention in class
2007-01-03 06:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by anonyman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can take a bite of the fruit of knowledge ;)
2007-01-03 06:55:34 · answer #10 · answered by choice2make4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
study and learn
2007-01-03 06:53:08 · answer #11 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋