I was always the typical Nice Guy and was just fed up. A good friend of mine who is a natural with the ladies gave me some advice. He said "You are way too nice my man. I mean you have pus(sy written all over your face and trust me, thats not good! Do yourself a favor, be an assh*le for a day. Just one day say something really rude to a hot babe and get it out of your system. I know it sounds crazy but just try it!" His words were still ringing in my ears when I went shopping at the grocery store later on. I was contemplating this bizarre advice when I saw a hot-*** blonde make her way down the aisle (about a 7 face but 9 body!) Anyways I scoped her out in the produce section and figured the opportunity was ripe. Anyway I walk up to her with two bananas. One small and one large. I say excuse me miss, but which one do you prefer as I hold each one over my d*ck. She slaps me dead in the face so hard, I had a hand mark for hours afterwards!
From that day forward I had more balls than ever
2007-01-02 22:33:59 · 13 answers · asked by twiztedweb 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nice guys do not finish last--wimpy, needy, and overly sensitive guys who lack confidence do.
Making a lewd and rude pass like you did is a sure way to get smacked if you like that sort of thing--just be sure the next time you try your patented 'banana move' that she doesn't have mace or a Taser.
2007-01-02 22:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mr_B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice to you... Just don't be someone or something that you're not. You are you so take it or leave it. Doing something crazy once in a while doesn't mean you have to be a freakin jerk. It took a lot of guts though, high five!but still unattractive. You shouldn't take your friend's words literally though he's just trying to be a friend. Do crazy things your way. A nice guy kind of way. It can be a good crazy thing but not like those banana things. Be yourself. Being a nice guy isn't bad. You'll soon find a girl who'll find you attractive. Don't think too low on yourself just because of jerks out there. Just be you k? Be nice. Be smart. Be crazy. Those three can be one in you if done correctly.
2007-01-02 22:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you serious? i think girls want a guy who is confident, not an @sshole. there are personality types for everyone, and there are some girls out there who probably would respond to the banana thing, but not very many. my girlfriends and i would slap you too! being confident, MATURE, funny, friendly, and CHARMING are what win girls over. if there happens to be some clever, sexy wordplay that comes in to the conversation LATER, that could work for you. don't try so hard, whether you're a nice guy or not!
2007-01-02 22:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by kayzee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once again I am reading answers from people that DID NOT read the question... Listen to the guy? He did not say that he was hitting on the girl... He just found the guts to do at least once the thing that other men have as a natural. Talk dirty. And i may burn in hell for saying so, but, accept it or not, most girls love it. Yeah sure you like the nice guy but its always the ***hole u end up being with... 95% of the times. And that is a LOT.
I salute you my friend. I really wish i had the guts to do something like that.
And for all of you Puritan wannabe broads and Proper behaving wannabe guys, hiding behind your little finger saying that it was rude and bad.... WAKE UP. I bet this hot blonde went for coffee with her girlfriend the same afternoon and they were laughing at how this guy came and showed her the bananas. And if she sees him again tomorrow she might even smile to him.
So, as I said before, WAKE UP. You like them gentle but you ALWAYS take them dirty. And I am talking about men now, not the other thing you definetely thought I am talking about.
Once again GRADZ mate!
2007-01-02 22:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice guys do finish last -- but only temporarily... Women in their 20's tend to have a thing for bad boys but it starts to get old for us in our late 20's. The best advice I have for you is to just be yourself... and don't do that banana thing again!
2007-01-02 22:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by amber c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, i try to see the good in guys, but this is just crazy! i'm sure you know that it's a bit crazy too. If you want to get a woman...not just for sex, but to love with all your heart, you don't insult her, you idiot! i'm sure you weren't planning on getting that woman in the grocery store, but why would you ruin somebody's day like that? I hope it comes back and bites you in the a.s.s. REALLY hard!
women pay attention to a guy's warm personality, to his confidence in his posture, and to the way he treats her. Nice guys don't always finish last if they know how to behave around women. Women want that initial fiery eye contact and then all the loving attention in the world. We want to be treated like princesses, not sluts.
but if you're simply looking for sex, go ahead and try that bad-boy attitude. it'll probly work with every s.lut out there.
since you said that you've been a nice guy your whole life, though, i'm assuming that you want a happy relationship that could lead to wonderful things. better to listen to a woman like me (I'm in a happy relationship) than a friend like yours (Who has no respect for women).
2007-01-02 22:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by julka323 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most girls that want a**holes usually have had bad experiences in the past. Just be yourself, you cant fake it for long trust me!
All these a**holes that i have met in relationships or marriages rarely last.
2007-01-03 00:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're probable searching for the incorrect kinds of females. the varieties that would want to bypass for undesirable adult men. And as well, i do not imagine effective adult men end very last, basically weak adult men. effective adult men might want to be sturdy too.
2016-10-16 23:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice guys finish last, your friend gives good advice, follow it.
2007-01-02 22:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Rocky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just what we needed one more rude crude man on the earth ...
I don't know what to say
2007-01-02 22:47:46 · answer #10 · answered by Chele 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋