2007-01-02 22:04:36 · 6 answers · asked by Bichhu 1 in Sports ➔ Golf
Wear outfits descibed as fashion holocausts
Exert no real physical effort
Have a huge butt
2007-01-02 22:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golf is a game where you yell FOUR! Shoot six, and write down a five!
Best advice ever given on golf is: always have an eraser with you.. its a good way to lower your handicap!
And remember this, good golfers, no matter the provocation, never strike their caddy with the driver... the sand wedge is far more efective!
Aint that hard.. is it?
2007-01-03 00:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by rberrido 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to hav a glove for left hand( if you are right hander)
clubs (14)
and there are 18 holes(about 7000 yards,and about 3:30 to finish 1round)
and there are par 3, par 4 and par 5. Par 3(about 198 yards) is shortest and par 5 is longest(about 500 yards).
and there are boggie, double boggie, par, birdie, eaggle,albastross
you play boggie if you play 1 shot over par, double boggie
if 2 shots over par, birdie for 1shot under par, eaggle for 2 shot under par and albastross is very rare( 3 shots under par)
And there is hole in one
and thats all the basics i can tell you
2007-01-02 22:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by THWAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robin Williams on golf =]
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3636435540043947603&q=robin+williams+on+golf&hl=en
2007-01-03 08:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by Zaza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a huge as*. smoke a cigar. and swear a lot.
oh yea. and hit a ball inside of a small hole.
2007-01-03 10:05:04 · answer #5 · answered by Nick A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HIT THE BALL -------- REPEAT AS NESSASARY!!!!!!
2007-01-03 15:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋