Skinhead with a dog swaggers into a bar.........?

Question

'Get out of the way' he says'this is half a doberman,half a rottweiler
the most dangerous dog in the world'.Everyone looked at the slobbering,growling monster and moved out of the way....except one small man in the corner. ' Yeah,yeah ,Phhhh...gerroff'..he said,contemptuously..call that a dog?
The skinhead said 'Did n't you hear? This is the most dangerous dog in the world it'll eat your nuts as an hors d'oeuvre.'
Small man says 'I've got a dog in the car that would beat that'
'Beat this monster-I'd like to see it try!'
'Come out to the car park then'
They went out and the little man opened the boot/trunk of his car and took out a dog.
'What kind is he' 'He's a long-nosed,short-legged ,long-tailed terrier' 'Never heard of them..let's get it on...The two dogs were let loose and after a vicious fight the Doberman/Rittweiler lay dead with his throat ripped out.'Wow,what was it called again?'A longlegged shortnosed longtailed terrier-some people call them crocodiles

I appologise it should have read Long-nosed, short-legged,long-tailed terrier.

Please!! tell me what IMAO means.

I apologise it should have read Long-nosed, short-legged,long-tailed terrier.

Please!! tell me what IMAO means.

Answer 1

Laugh my @rse off (I didn't even notice your mistake)

Answer 2

Haa Haa
That man must have been blind as a bat otherwise he would have known the difference between a crocodile and a dog

lol

Answer 3

Yes, a woman can be admitted into a gay bar. Some of my female friends have visited a gay bar with me.

Answer 4

rubbish,get a life!how about the 2 snowmen in the front garden,1 says to the other can you smell carrots?

Answer 5

shouldn't it have been a longnosed, shortlegged leather terror(terrior) was when i heard it good one tho 6/10

Answer 6

good one 10/10

Answer 7

LMAO= laughing my a s s off

Answer 8

ha

Answer 9

ha ha good one.

have a gold star

Answer 10

lol funny