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I have herd only of Pastafarian heaven and not hell but I saw it in http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/JoinFSM8x11.jpg

2007-01-02 19:38:58 · 7 answers · asked by The atheist revolutionary 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Maybe it's a place where the noodles are too firm, cold and stuck together, and there is no Parmesan.

2007-01-02 19:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I pray to jesus that I get to go to the Pastafarian heaven.

Beer volcanoes and a stripper factory, exactly what heaven should be.

Perhaps the Pasta Hell is filled with the lesser and more evil Mac and Cheese? It wasn't touched by the FSM's noodley appendages and didnt become cleansed and covered in marinara and spaghetti?

Plausible.

2007-01-03 03:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Douche 3 · 6 1

It's more of a decomposing place so at least it's not eternal but the lack of Parmesan is quite cruel indeed.

2007-01-03 03:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 1 1

Arrabiata sauce on the pasta I would imagine.

2007-01-03 03:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 1 1

Hell is a KFC buffet!

2007-01-03 03:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1 1

Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

2007-01-03 03:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by I_Need_Help 3 · 1 4

Boy that was dumb.
Try this one for real evidence of hell's existence.
http://www.av1611.org/hell.html

2007-01-03 04:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lovin' Mary's Lamb 4 · 0 2

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