For example I once saw, "A loose tongue can get into tight places."
Really I did!
2007-01-02 19:37:11 · 9 answers · asked by Coool 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I saw one back in the HILLS that said, "No farting in church this Sunday." I asked someone why it said that, and she informed me that they had a ninja gas-passer interupting the sermons for several weeks.
2007-01-02 19:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by ms dont panic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sign broken - Message inside.
2007-01-03 03:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by djm749 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Just like AA God is available 24 hours a day with one simple phone call." Then sadly the phone line was disconnected
2007-01-03 03:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forbidden fruits lead to many jams.
2007-01-03 03:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
And
"Lying in bed shouting "Oh God" does not constitue as going to church"
2007-01-03 05:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Squashes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out this link:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php
2007-01-03 03:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God didn't make anything without a purpose, but mosquito's come close.
2007-01-03 03:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite said, "Religion is nothing more than MAN'S view of God".
2007-01-03 11:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"jews are the devil"
2007-01-03 03:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by 818er 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋